![]() ![]() I might believe Garfield would have come up with a retort if it were a checkers analogy but what does that moron know about chess? I’m super smart and I can’t even name all of the pieces!Īnd thus ends the Golden Age of the Teen Titans! Future generations will look back on The New 52 Teen Titans as the most brilliant example of how not to write a comic book. Red Robin apologizes that he used the Teen Titans like pawns and the stupidest one of the group, Gar, is all, “Chess analogy! I know a chess analogy!” Please. ![]() Come on, Tony Bedard! At least come up with a crazy example of Red Robin’s “four-dimensional logic puzzle” instead of just saying “It was a way more complex form of ‘What is the sound of one hand clapping?’” Especially since everybody knows the sound of one hand clapping is a kind of inhuman screech.I bet that was an old Batman trick! He probably trained his mind to project Two Girls, One Cup whenever he’s mind-controlled. That’s when she screams in terror and passes out. Queen tries to read Red Robin’s mind when he and Raven fall victim to her power at the foot of her command center. Or at least New Orleans which, if you’re from New Orleans, you already agreed with the “world” part. Queen so now it’s just Red Robin versus the world. Red Robin sacrifices his teammates to find the H.I.V.E.It’s not though because psionics don’t work the way he thinks they work! Anybody who listens to Coast to Coast AM knows that it works via shifts in tonal vibrations and not bio-chemical heat signatures. Red Robin makes up some science and technology so his plan to find the H.I.V.E.Too bad the Teen Titans were on vacation! ![]() ![]() Queen (who really is Queen Bee but they’re not calling her that even though Red Robin points out this is the same person who almost defeated Superman when she attempted this plan in Metropolis awhile back) has decided to take over the world again but this time she chose to start in New Orleans because New Orleans doesn’t have a Superman defending it. Queen tells the Teen Titans her plan because overconfidence looks good on a super villain.
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